Apparently, I’m a freak in bed?!!! Okay….*grins mischievously*
Virgos are freaks in bed? Yeah, no shit;I’ve rocked a few motherfuckers’ worlds in my prime.
Goddess? I’ll take that.
Super Freak…trying to live up to it, & I have a happily exhausted husband to prove it!
Taurus - Lip Biter.
Well yes, yes I am.
Aquarius - Everything above.
HEY GUYS, DO WE KNOW AN AQUARIUS?
YES WE DO.
…Yep that’s accurate
the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut
Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
Disney princess in training.
so i was scrollin along on the internet, minding my own business when
okay wtf they can’t be serious
On social issues, Canadians remain deeply liberal.
Seriously, America needs to lighten the fuck up.
America needs to wake the fuck up,really.(I mean I agree with the death penalty but every single other issue should be accepted by now)